Disney Joke of the Day

I just read this one on Facebook, and while I'm not one to typically forward and share things, this one has a Disney connection and made me laugh out loud. So...here goes:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you might know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...wait for it...

 

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.