Disney Speak

Anyone who has been to Walt Disney World or Disneyland knows that the folks at Disney have their own unique vocabulary. For example, Disney employees aren't employees at all--they are Cast Members. Here are a few of the most common (and some that are just my funny favorites!) Disneyisms and their translations:

• Attraction: This is a ride, show, or maybe a combination of both. A great word for the, er, attractions at Disney, since many of them fit into multiple categories.


• Backstage: Since Disney considers their entire park to be a production of sorts, this term refers to any area that is behind the scenes.


• Guest: Other companies might refer to them as customers...or attenders...or even visitors...but Disney wants you to be their Guest. So much more inviting, isnt' it?


• Day Guest: Refers to any park guest who is not staying onsite at a Disney resort.


• Alph Unit: This is the standard call for a medic. But Alpha Unit is far less hair-raising and stress-inducing to guests who might overhear the request for medical assistance. 


• Face Character: You've got your Mickey, your Minnie, and your Goofy...and then you've got your Cinderella, Peter Pan, and Alice in Wonderland. The last group, portrayed with actual human faces showing (rather than large synthetic heads!) are Face Characters.


• Soft Opening: A "trial" opening (usually unannounced) of an attraction before its official opening.


• Protein Spill: OK, this one is hands down my favorite! Have you guessed it yet? Vomit. Throw up. Tossed cookies. Is that an awesomely subtle way to say it, or what?

What other Disney Speak have you heard in the parks or elsewhere?